My neighbors are fighting. One of them is a pretty big black gentlemen, and his wife is a latina.
I step out to go smoke, and I just heard this furious slew of Spanish coming from their side yard (which connects to mine), a moment of silence and in the most defeated tone
“baby you know I don’t know what the fuck you sayin’, god damn can’t a nigga get yelled at in English.”
I’m done. DONE. It’s been fun, but I’m done.