oldirtyhank:

My neighbors are fighting. One of them is a pretty big black gentlemen, and his wife is a latina. 

I step out to go smoke, and I just heard this furious slew of Spanish coming from their side yard (which connects to mine), a moment of silence and in the most defeated tone 

“baby you know I don’t know what the fuck you sayin’, god damn can’t a nigga get yelled at in English.” 

I’m done. DONE. It’s been fun, but I’m done. 

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(10 himym original concepts that you love 

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marfmellow:

my mom would yell at us and then ask

did I stutter?

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and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter

and her response was 

THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE

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thecookiecosplayer:


I forgot i had this but a while ago i was doing a makeup test and trying to make gifs and i looked down and there was a huge spider in the sink

thecookiecosplayer:

I forgot i had this but a while ago i was doing a makeup test and trying to make gifs and i looked down and there was a huge spider in the sink

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When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

zeekubeast:

If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?

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i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west

I have been waiting for this gif set forever. 

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everstriving:

sweatmorebleedless:

4am things

This made me laugh so hard I was doing the silent shudder



premiium:

nigga looks high as a kite

premiium:

nigga looks high as a kite

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